Fancy a good time?

Chatting in the shop with Jan R. who was commenting on the lack of Calor gas locally.

Robin pipes up with "Have you tried H. E. Phillips?"

"No" says Jan. "Where are they?"

Robin turns to me and says "What's the name of that place in Coventry with the prostitutes....you know, where your mum used to go?"

"Hillfields. And I'd appreciate it if you clarified the fact that my mother wasn't a prostitute, but was there on placement for Social Services."