No, no, no! Don't close the page....we are more interesting than you think. Forget the history....the castle...what you want to do is take up watercolours. Or frame that picture you bought in a moment of madness in Lanzarote. We won't judge. We might talk about you after you've gone, but console yourself with the knowledge you won't feel a thing. At least come and see us bicker like a pair of eight year old children. Bring popcorn. Maybe a comfy chair.
Thank you.
*Due to a brief absence from my good self, there will be a delay in shipping orders till I'm back on the 17th. And no, sadly, Robin can't do it. He struggles with anything more technical than a flushing toilet.
